ETHUSDT: The Calm Before the Crypto Storm?

$ETH is chilling around $2530 after a dramatic leap to $2738. Now it’s doing the sideways dance — the kind that makes you question every life choice, especially that late-night short entry.

I jumped in at $2525.62 with 20x leverage, dreaming of $2450. So far? Just a small paper cut (-4%), but hey — no pain, no gain! MACD says “meh,” volumes are yawning, and BTC is lurking like it might dump below $98K. If that happens, ETH might follow with a perfect leg-down to my target.

But let’s not get cocky — ETH loves faking breakdowns just to rocket up and roast shorts. Stay alert, set your TP/SL, and remember: hope is not a strategy, but sarcasm is free.

Safer move? Enter a low-leverage short (2–5x) only if ETH breaks below $2480 with volume. Always use SL — this market bites.

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