🍿 Hey Binance Square frens, Trump family speedran the presidency like a DeFi launchpad

🤴 In just one month back in power, they allegedly bagged $2 billion

🚬 UAE investments in World Liberty Financial

😊 Launch of the $TRUMP token

☺️ A private club with a $500K entry fee

😐 Hotels, golf, real estate, you name it

😮 Oh, and Qatar gifted a $400M Boeing 747 to play pretend-Air Force One

😥 MAGA? More like Make Assets Grow Aggressively