🍿 Hey Binance Square frens, Trump family speedran the presidency like a DeFi launchpad
🤴 In just one month back in power, they allegedly bagged $2 billion
🚬 UAE investments in World Liberty Financial
😊 Launch of the $TRUMP token
☺️ A private club with a $500K entry fee
😐 Hotels, golf, real estate, you name it
😮 Oh, and Qatar gifted a $400M Boeing 747 to play pretend-Air Force One
😥 MAGA? More like Make Assets Grow Aggressively