So I jumped into Ethereum like a boss, thinking I’d ride it to the moon. Bought the dip? More like I bought the trap. ETH looked at my wallet and said, “Nice savings—let me fix that!” I held on like a true hodler, praying to the crypto gods, but all I got was emotional damage. Finally sold it with tears in my eyes and a hole in my pocket. Lesson learned: next time, I’m bringing a strategy, not just vibes. Still stacking, still learning—because even when I lose, I gain experience. This is the crypto jungle, and I’m surviving!