$BTC “BRO MISSED BTC AT $200… AND STILL BROKE IN 2025”
👉 2013
Friend: “Bro, buy Bitcoin. It’s $200!”
Me: “Nah man, I’m saving up for an iPhone 5.”
👉 2017
Me: “If I bought 10 BTC back then, I’d be rich now…”
👉 2021
Me: “ALL IN BTC at $69K! Lambo in 3…2…1…”
BTC crashes faster than my hopes and dreams.
👉 2022
Mom: “Why are you crying in the shower?”
Me: “It’s not tears, it’s…liquidated emotions.”
👉 2025
BTC hits $100K.
Me: “Finally… I’m back!”
Remembers I panic sold at $17K.
Me again: “Guess it’s ramen season forever.”
DYOR or cry later.
Crypto’s wild—but your emotional damage is forever.
