Looked Like a Billionaire… Until I Checked My Wallet 😭📉 (Crypto Wallet vs Self-Esteem)
Put on the drip 💧 Shades? On 😎 Chain? Swinging 💥
I walked like a whale… until I opened my wallet 📲💀
$12.67 staring back at me like a personal insult 😭
Suddenly the glasses came off.
The mirror showed truth: not a whale. Just a minnow with meme bags 🐟
WIF down. PEPE flat. Confidence evaporated ☠️
Crypto doesn’t just wreck portfolios — it wrecks EGO.
But hey, at least I looked rich while being broke 😂
And that counts for something, right?
