Economy 2025 be like:
Eggs: $12
Rent: one kidney
Coffee: 0.01 BTC
Salary: still emotional support and "we're like a family" vibes
Meanwhile me, checking charts at 3AM, whispering to my portfolio:
"You’re my only stable relationship."
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