Brothers, today's market is truly surreal, it's like magic has opened the door to magic!

The trade war is pouring fuel on the fire, and the crypto circle has become a safe haven.

While the big guy is shouting for 'reciprocal tariffs', they secretly impose a 60% tax on electric vehicles from the Celestial Empire. As a result, their port's containers are piled high, the throughput at the Port of Los Angeles has halved, and capitalists are crying in the restroom. But guess what? The funds are rushing into the crypto circle! Bitcoin ETF saw a record net inflow of $3.1 billion in a single week, and BlackRock even changed its tune saying 'Bitcoin is more appealing than gold'.

This operation is simply a vote with one's feet— the more chaotic the traditional market, the more lively the crypto circle!

Celebrity effect + pump and dump schemes, altcoins are dancing wildly.

A tweet from Musk sent 'Musk Coin' soaring 500% in a day, and Trump's son merged mining company GRYP, with stock prices shooting up 440%! These days, when a big shot farts, it can send air coins flying. Do you think it's a technological revolution? No, it's a carnival of human nature in a casino!

But don't forget Coinbase just got collectively sued for $2.25 million; the exchange schemes are deeper than the scams in Northern Myanmar—brothers, check if your pocket money is enough to pay tuition before bottom fishing!

Regulatory nuclear bomb countdown, don't be the last to hold the bag.

Don't be fooled by the current Bitcoin MACD golden cross and analysts shouting for $150,000; the Fed's interest rate hike ghost stories can teach you a lesson in no time.

The SEC's old foxes have their eyes on Musk. One day when they invite him for coffee, the altcoins will immediately get slaughtered. Remember the lesson of the 2022 LUNA crash—no matter how round the pie drawn by the market makers, it can't withstand a punch from policies!

Summary: In chaotic times, there's gold to be mined, while the timid survive.

The trade war is the death struggle of old hegemony, and the crypto bull market is the wild growth of a new order. But remember—if trading crypto doesn’t make money, it’s just playing tricks! Either follow the institutions to sip soup (like hoarding some Bitcoin), or hone your vision to avoid the sickle. As for those altcoins that rise based on puns? Hehe, you know what I mean $BTC #今日市场观点 .

Opportunities are fleeting, corrections are imminent; bottom fishing and laying out your spot positions, high profits from altcoins are waiting for you! Doubling your investment is not a dream; click on the avatar to follow me, and let’s join in the feast of the bull market!