💰 My Crypto Strategy in a Nutshell:

1. 🚀 Buy the Dip: Cool, got some cheap coins!

2. 📉 Watch It Dip More: Maybe it’ll bounce back...

3. 🪦 Check My Balance: Okay, who cursed my portfolio?

4. 😭 Contemplate Life Choices: Was I meant to be rich or just laugh at memes?

5. 🔄 Repeat: Because hope never dies.

If you’re in the same boat, drop a "💀"!

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