🚨 Breaking News: Trump’s tariff tweets are back—and so is the drama!

First, he drops the $300B tariff bomb 💣, markets panic, crypto sneezes… and boom, we lose billions overnight.

But wait—3 episodes later—Trump hits us with a 90-day “just kidding” pause. 🎭 Markets: “We good again?” Bitcoin: “I never left.”

This isn’t a trade war, it’s a Netflix series. 🍿

Moral of the story? Global markets are sensitive, crypto even more. Tariffs shake confidence, but they also expose where strong hands HODL.

😂 Serious tip: Keep an eye on geopolitics. It trades faster than memes."

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