Futures are like a game of mafia 😏. Smile, but keep a knife behind your back. Because either you are the market, or the market is you 🤷‍♂️.

Here are some life hacks for beginners who want to live, not just survive:

1. Don’t take 50x if you’re not John Wick 🔫

Leverage is a temptation. But remember: 50x is like sex without a parachute 🪂. Possible, but scary. Start with 3-5x. It's not shameful, it's survival 🧠

2. Set stops. Even if you have 'intuition' 🔮

Intuition is great, but a stop-loss saves the deposit, not a horoscope. Guess right — you're a star 😎. Guess wrong — you’re left with money 🪙

3. Don't trade on emotions 😤

Angry? Tired? Offended by $NEAR

?

Close the terminal. Because emotions don't trade — they dump ☠️

4. Take profits in parts 🧾

Caught a profit? Take part, leave the rest for a rocket chance 🚀. Because greed has never taken anyone to Lambo — only to 'well, he almost guessed' 🤡

5. Don't chase the pump 🏃‍♂️📈

If $ORDI

is already in the sky — you don't need to fly after it ✈️. It won't come back for you. Pumps are for those who pump, not for those who run after them 😢

Futures are like a blade ⚔️. You can make a grill from profit, or you can cut everything to zero.

Play smart 🧠. And if it doesn't work — at least be fun angry 😅