$BTC The oracle is back. In one hand it has a chart, in the other — valerian. Today bitcoin rode a roller coaster: up, down, up again… traders are in shock, the stop losses are in a coma, the deposit is under interrogation.

What the oracle says:

— "BTC today is like my ex: first I ignored it, then it took off, now it pretends nothing happened again. But I know: it’s up to something."

Technical nonsense from the oracle:

Pain level: 101,500 — who here caught knives? Stand up, the bandages have come off.

Euphoria level: 104,980 — it already smells like Lamborghini and "mom, I’m in the green".

Now: 103,492 — it’s like the first date with the mother-in-law: it’s not horrible yet, but it’s no longer great.

Forecast:

The oracle rolled the dice — it came up "consolidation with panic attacks". But if we break 105k — expect fireworks. If we drop below 101k — activate spiritual calm and chamomile tea.

Wisdom of the day:

"Bitcoin is like an iron: if you leave it unattended — it will burn. But it smooths the soul when it’s in the green."

The oracle departs. Until the next crisis on the chart.