🚀 To the Moon or to Therapy? The Crypto Saga Continues 🧨

Crypto drama over, or just the calm before the storm? 🤷🏻‍♂️

One minute it’s pumping, next it’s crying in the bathroom. This market’s got more mood swings than my ex.

I’m just here staring at my portfolio like: “Do something cool!”

Part of me wants to YOLO in, the other part wants to bury my wallet in the backyard and come back in 2028.

And with all this “global economy” talk and trade deals flying around, who even knows what’s real anymore?

Maybe this is the big year… or maybe it’s just another setup to wreck us all again.

Either way, I’ve got snacks and a seat on this rollercoaster.

🚀🪙😭🍿💸

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