BREAKING: PEPE hits $1000!
Memes are not just alive — they’re partying in space!
Frogs are flying, wallets are crying, and the internet… has officially gone bananas!
Pepe to the moon?
Nah bro — it just made a pit stop in another galaxy!
Green candles everywhere — looks like Shrek opened a trading account
Diamond hands? More like butter fingers now!
Charts? They've exploded
Logic? Missing since $0.01
Reality? Still loading...
Pepe holders:
"I knew it! I'm a genius!"
Everyone else:
"Am I dreaming or just broke?"
BUT WAIT...
Thinking of selling your house to buy PEPE?
Hold Up...
Don’t sell your car, house, or kidney to jump in!
This could just be hype.
The truth?
Pepe hitting $1000? Probably not happening.
Be smart, and always DYOR — Do Your Own Research.