How to Get Rich with Crypto (The Easy Way, Obviously 🙄)

1. Buy the bottom.
When everything looks dead and your friends are saying “crypto is over” — that’s your cue. But you’ll wait, because it “might go lower,” right?

2 .Sell the top.
When the news says “Bitcoin to $1 million” and your Uber driver’s giving you altcoin tips — dump it all. But nah, you’ll probably double down.

3.Ignore fundamentals.
Whitepapers are boring. Just look for memes and market caps with lots of zeroes.

4.Chase pumps.
It’s not real unless it’s up 300% in an hour. You’re not investing — you’re speedrunning bankruptcy.

5.Never take profit.
Who needs gains when you can ride it all the way back down? Diamond hands = paper wallet.

6.Blame the whales.
You're never wrong. The whales just hate your success.

Or...

You could just zoom out, think long-term, and stop trading like a toddler on sugar.

But where’s the drama in that?

$DOGE $PEPE $PNUT $BONK $WIF $MOODENG $FWOG
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