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daily meme task ._.

CryptoCPIWatch days are like horror movie premieres for crypto traders.

CPI goes up 0.1% and everyone suddenly becomes an economist with a minor in panic. 📉💀

Trader 1: “CPI is down! We moon now!” 🚀

Trader 2: “CPI is up by 0.2%, we’re all doomed. Sell everything.” 😭

Me: refreshing CryptoCPIWatch every 3 seconds like it's my heartbeat monitor 💓📱

Honestly, I don’t check the weather anymore.

I just check CryptoCPIWatch—because if inflation’s hot, my portfolio’s not. 🔥📉

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