Brain: “Time to moon!”
Wallet: “Let’s gooo!”
Made my #newstrade faster than you can say “FOMO.”
Price pumped for 10 seconds… then dropped like it saw a ghost.
Turns out the “big news” was just a rumor from someone’s uncle’s cat.
Now I’m sitting here, holding the bag and questioning my life choices.
But hey, it’s not a loss if you don’t sell, right?
Right??
Note to self: next time, read all the news… not just the headline.
Still bullish. Still broke. Still smiling.