"Everyone’s Buying the Top—And I’m Just Here Like: ‘Good Luck, Soldiers!’"

Market’s pumping harder than my cousin at his shaadi dance.

CT is wildin’—memecoins flying, influencers screaming “SEND IT!”—and I’m just sitting here, clutching my cold wallet like a stress ball.

Why?

Because last time I aped in at the top, even my mom said, “Beta, tumhare coins to diabetes se sweet lag rahe hain—kitna gir gaye!”

This time?

I got $10K in stables and a playlist titled “Buy The Dip Anthems.”

Waiting for the market to do its usual drama—rug pulls, fake breakouts, panic tweets.

When it’s bleeding like a low-cap after an unlock… that’s my entry, baby.

Until then, I’m sipping chai, scrolling Binance Square, and laughing at Crypto Confessions harder than the dev who sold the top.

P.S. Whoever wrote that “married a memecoin” story—bro, DM me, I owe you biryani.

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