Just my Immagination: At this party, crypto talk was banned harder than pumpkin on pizza. Not a single soul dared whisper "Mining crypto", not even ironically. oh, when one guy tried to mention "Ethereum" but sneezed halfway through and everyone just pretended he said "Rum". Someone else pulled out a bullish chart and people thought it was a weird new musical notes. Even the DJ avoided spinning any coin-themed tracks—no "Bitcoin Billionaire" or "NFT beats." No unsolicited Web3 pitches, laser-eyed evangelists, and "just HODL, bro" advice. In short, it was the loneliest party ever: No crypto and no fun. #TradeStories