$BTC So I bought $BTC thinking I’d be a millionaire by Friday. It’s Monday now, and my wallet looks like it went through a breakup—sad, empty, and questioning all its life choices. One moment it's flying to the moon, and the next it’s digging tunnels to the earth's core. Honestly, Bitcoin has more mood swings than my ex. But hey, I'm still holding because I’ve already committed... and also because I’m too scared to check how much I’ve lost.