#TradeWarEases Thank you $BTC , thanks to Pêpê for giving me this historical pump

I just started playing crypto, listening all day on YouTube, talking about Bitcoin being digital gold, the future of global finance, saying it will go to the moon 200k, if I don't get in now I'll miss the boat, sounds scary.

During the midday nap, the whole community shouted to pump, pump the chain, the US and China are cutting taxes, so I jumped in to buy, bought right at the peak of 105k without realizing it. After buying, Bitcoin dropped a bit and took my capital down with it, my heart dropped too, how would I explain to my wife tonight when she asks where the money for diapers and milk for the baby is?

But with an unwavering belief today, I keep manifesting to myself that: "It must be going up to 150k USD for 1 BTC soon, hang in there, life is a sea of suffering."

I even had a dream one night about being rich, carrying a suitcase of money traveling around the world, meeting Elon Musk for a handshake, and then slapping Mr. Chump a few times for always talking nonsense. Sometimes I don't understand if I'm investing or gambling anymore.

I hope the story I just made up above helps you entertain during the altseason. If BTC is too tense, try hopping over to Mr. Green Frog, not recommended for those with heart problems.