ETH didn’t just break $2500 — it clapped a $69M whale into a jar.

You can’t short the king of DeFi and expect mercy.

That whale? -27,000 ETH deep.

Now trapped, sweating, and wearing pixel shades like it helps.

Meanwhile, bulls are digging graves with shovels and ETH flags.

This isn’t just a pump.

It’s poetic justice, broadcast live.

I’m not trading emotions — I’m sniping zones.

$2505–2510 still key. Clean retest = I load.

No hype, just focus.

Shoutout to the bears:

Your exit liquidity is appreciated.

#ETHCrossed2500