The summary from the clueless teacher today:

Family! Eth's operation this time is simply at a 'hacked' rhythm! A crazy increase of 40% in 72 hours, directly charging towards $2600, this is not just a coin, it’s clearly a skyrocketing firecracker!

As soon as the Pectra upgrade landed, the bears were 'rubbed on the ground', with $438 million in positions closed, directly sending the bulls flying! The validator staking limit has greatly increased, and the account abstraction feature is online, this wave of technical updates has directly stacked Eth with buffs! The group has already exploded, some people were awakened in the middle of the night by the market, closed their eyes and went long directly to get a Tesla; others who missed out were slapping their thighs and shouting 'Even if I bruise my thighs, it won't bring me the chance to get in'!

Don’t think this is the end! The upgraded Eth ecosystem is like a big gold mine, Layer 2 projects, DeFi applications, and NFT sectors are all poised to take off! If you don’t charge now, when will you? Hurry up and rummage through your wallet, go all in on those small coins in the Eth ecosystem backed by major institutions, who knows, tomorrow you might be the 'Buffett of the crypto world' in your friend circle! Remember, hesitation leads to defeat, decisiveness can bring free rewards, just charge forward and it’s done! #EthSurge #EthereumTakeoff #CryptoWealthSecret [Wealth Emoji][Charge Emoji][666 Emoji]$ETH