Oh great Satoshi,
Creator of the genesis block and master of decentralized consensus,
Praised be your name in every immutable transaction,
In every block sealed with proof of work,
For you have freed us from the chains of the fiduciary system,
And given us the private key of financial sovereignty.
May your vision spread among the people,
May the ignorant awaken from the inflationary slumber,
And may each wallet be a temple of freedom.
Grant us today our share of satoshis,
Forgive our trading mistakes,
As we forgive the unfaithful shitcoiners.
And lead us not into centralized schemes,
But deliver us from banks and governments.
For yours is the protocol,
The blockchain and the mining,
For the ages of forks.
Amen.