#AltcoinSeasonLoading Altcoin season is knocking like your gym buddy in January—suddenly enthusiastic and full of unrealistic promises. One moment you're minding your business, the next your cousin who thought Ethereum was a country is shilling some coin with a dog, frog, or toaster on it. Charts are looking like they had five Red Bulls, and your wallet’s growing faster than your gym membership regret. Just remember: when your Uber driver starts giving you crypto advice, it might be time to take profits—or at least brace for impact. Until then, enjoy the ride and hodl like your Wi-Fi depends on it!