#BTCBackto100K — Like That Ex Who Keeps Coming Back, the king of drama, just can't get over $100K. One minute it's flaunting $104K highs, next — crashing your portfolio like a surprise ex at your wedding.

Traders are torn. Bulls are lighting candles, praying to Satoshi. Bears are sharpening their claws, whispering “double top.” Meanwhile, BTC keeps moonwalking between $99K and $103K like it forgot why it came here in the first place.

Volume’s up, emotions are wild, and leverage is… let’s just say some people like to live dangerously.

Friendly reminder: stop-losses aren’t optional, they’re survival kits. And 20x leverage? Only if you enjoy emotional rollercoasters and heart palpitations.

So, will btc be a boring re-test or the dip before the rip? No one knows. But one thing’s sure — Bitcoin never leaves without making a scene.