Crypto Market Right Now Be Like...

Woke up, checked my portfolio, and thought I was dreaming…

Bitcoin: “Surprise, I’m back!”

Altcoins: “Don’t forget about us!”

Me: “WHO activated the bull mode while I was asleep??”

Crypto Pump Starter Pack:

Elon tweeted? Nope.

Fed news? Nah.

Whales got bored? Probably.

Market: “Just felt cute, might moon again later.”

Memes in motion:

Wallets: getting fat 💼➡️🍔

Traders: from crying to flying 😭➡️✈️

Bears: in hiding 🐻‍❄️

Bulls: partying like it’s 2021 🐂🎉

Moral of the story: Never sleep on crypto… but also, get some sleep. You’ll either wake up poor or a legend.