Tariff Man rose with iron hand,
Struck with tariffs across the land.
Canada, Mexico, China felt the blow,
Markets trembled, crypto sank low.
Bitcoin fell to ninety-one,
Liquidations swift, billions undone.
Ethereum, Solana joined the fall,
A wave of panic shook them all.
But storms don’t last, and winds can shift,
US-UK deal gave markets a lift.
The dollar wavered, treasuries shook,
Investors turned where few would look.
Bitcoin rose, past One Hundred K,
Institutions poured in, they chose to stay.
Five billion surged to ETFs strong,
Crypto rebounded, proving wrong.
Those who thought it could not stand,
Against the shocks of Tariff Man.
From fear to hope, from crash to flight,
Bitcoin shone in the global night. ✨