When You Buy the Dip… and It Dips Again
Me: "I’m a seasoned trader, I buy the dip!"
Also me, 5 minutes later: "How many dips does one market have? Is this crypto or hummus?"
The market said “buy low,” not “buy lower every 10 minutes.”
But hey, diamond hands, right?
Tag your dip buddy and let them know we’re still alive. Barely.