$USDC "The trader looks at his old torn jeans and says:
— Well, now they definitely became as stable as USDC!
A friend asks:
— Why?
— Because regardless of market volatility, they always remain torn!
— So does that mean their price is stable?
— Yes, but my liquidity has run out, I will have to wear them for another year…
Moral: stability is good, but sometimes updates are needed too! 👖💰😆