$USDC "The trader looks at his old torn jeans and says:

— Well, now they definitely became as stable as USDC!

A friend asks:

— Why?

— Because regardless of market volatility, they always remain torn!

— So does that mean their price is stable?

— Yes, but my liquidity has run out, I will have to wear them for another year…

Moral: stability is good, but sometimes updates are needed too! 👖💰😆