#BTCBreaks99K Moonbound?

Bitcoin's just hit $99,000! What's next? Maybe it'll buy us all a moonbase?

*The Numbers:*

- *Price*: $99,000 (and counting)

- *Market Cap*: Let's just say it's a lot of zeros

*The Reaction:*

- *Hodlers*: Celebrating with champagne (or coffee)

- *Newbies*: Wondering if it's too late to jump in

*The Verdict:*

Bitcoin's on a roll! Buckle up, folks! (Disclaimer: Not investment advice, just a funny take)