$BTC

$BTC is dancing on the edge of glory at $99,600+ — so close to 100K you can almost hear the bulls cheering from their yachts. MACD’s up, volume’s pumping, and candles are glowing greener than your jealous ex.

But hold your horses, FOMO crew. A clean breakout could mean liftoff to $101K and beyond… or it might be a classic “bull trap” where the whales grab liquidity and leave you holding the dip.

Trade idea?

Brave souls can long now with tight stops.

Smart snipers wait for the fakeout above $100K, then short with style when it fumbles.

Remember: BTC doesn’t ring a bell at the top — it just leaves you staring at your liquidated order.

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