#BTCBreaks99K

Bitcoin at 99,000 $ : and I still have €12 in my account.

Bitcoin has surpassed $99,000. Yes, you read that right. And meanwhile, I'm comparing the price of butter. Some are celebrating with champagne, others are still looking for the password to their wallet lost in 2013.

People who were shouting "scam!" yesterday are now crypto coaches on TikTok. Even my neighbor, who thought "mining" had something to do with moles, wants to "get serious about it."

The whole planet is in Bitcoin fever. Banks are panicking, the media is going wild, and what about me? I'm checking if my Monoprix loyalty points are worth anything on Binance.

Next step? A million? March? A merger with Charizard's Pokémon card? Who knows.

Anyway, if you missed the train... don't worry, there are several of us on the platform, eating instant noodles.