After surviving every rug pull known to mankind, Hung decided to retire from trading and live a quiet life with his dog, Satoshi (yes, that's really the name).
One lazy afternoon, Hung stared at Satoshi and said:
“You know what, boy? You’ve been freeloading too long. It’s time you learned how to trade.”
He grabbed a marker, drew candlesticks all over the living room wall, and started explaining:
“This is a head and shoulders pattern, see? It’s like your tail every time you hear the word ‘walk’.”
Satoshi blinked once. Then immediately fell asleep.
But Hung didn’t give up. The next day, he launched a memecoin called:
“WoofToken – the first crypto approved by dogs.”
The whitepaper proudly stated:
> “Every bark increases price by 0.1%.”
That night, Satoshi barked five times. The price went up.
Hung looked at him proudly and whispered:
“I knew it. I saw the fire in your eyes.”