#MEMEAct

It seems that politicians have started to suspect something. Three damn years after DOGE, a billion on SHIB, and hundreds of thousands of zeroed wallets later, a thought is slowly but steadily forming in Congress: "What if this is all... not quite investments?" Welcome, Meme Act. Delayed, like an apology from an ex. Now they want to save us — from PEPE, BODEN, GIGA, and other financial caricatures. They say: regulation is needed. They say: risks. Thank you, of course, but where were you when grandmothers sold their cars for TRUMP?

And yes — the president is not real. Not one. Neither meme nor real. But the coins on them are real, liquid, and absolutely merciless. Regulate, guys. We still have a couple of x's to take here. Or a couple of shovels.