#MEMEAct Ah, the MEME Act—because nothing says “serious legislation” like a name that sounds like it was brainstormed by a Reddit thread on acid. It’s somehow worse than “DOGE” and that was already a linguistic faceplant.

But behind the eye-roll-inducing acronym is a rare, desperately needed attempt to save the US public from the political equivalent of a used car salesman slapping the roof of a meme coin and saying, “This baby can fit so much corruption in it.”

Trump Coin offered steak dinners with a side of regulatory nausea—blurring the line between governance and grift like a dollar-store Bond villain. If ever there were a time for lawmakers to protect US citizens from crypto snake oil, it’s now. Because when politicians mint tokens, the only thing they’re decentralising is shame.#TradeStories #PectraUpgrade