#MEMEAct , the MEME Act—because nothing says “serious legislation” like a name that sounds like it was brainstormed by a Reddit thread on acid. It’s somehow worse than “DOGE” and that was already a linguistic faceplant.

But behind the eye-roll-inducing acronym is a rare, desperately needed attempt to save the US public from the political equivalent of a used car salesman slapping the roof of a meme coin and saying, “This baby can fit so much corruption in it.”

Trump Coin offered steak dinners with a side of regulatory nausea—blurring the line between