#MEMEAct It seems that politicians have started to suspect something. Three damn years after DOGE, a billion on SHIB, and hundreds of thousands of wiped wallets later, a thought is slowly but steadily forming in Congress: "What if all this... is not quite investments?" Welcome, Meme Act. Late, like an apology from an ex. Now they want to save us — from PEPE, BODEN, GIGA, and other financial caricatures. They say: we need regulation. They say: risks. Thanks, of course, but where were you when grandmothers sold their cars for TRUMP?

And yes — the president is not real. None of them. Neither meme nor real. But the coins on them are real, liquid, and absolutely ruthless. Regulate, guys. We’re still here to grab a couple more x's. Or a couple of shovels.