Midweek in crypto: too broke to buy the dip, too proud to admit it.
It’s Wednesday, the market’s a disaster, and you’re stuck between “I can’t afford this” and “maybe it’ll magically fix itself.” The dip’s there, staring you down like an ex, but your account balance is telling you to “don’t even think about it.” Still, you refresh the chart every 5 minutes like that’ll somehow make it green.
You know what’s coming—another “I should’ve bought” moment in a few hours when the market inevitably rallies, and you’re left clutching your phone like it owes you rent. But for now? You’re too proud to admit that maybe, just maybe, you’re living for the chaos.
Crypto’s like that: the more broke you are, the more you convince yourself it’ll all pay off. Spoiler: it probably won’t.
But hey, at least you're here for the ride. Welcome to midweek crypto.