#MEMEAct

It seems that politicians have started to suspect something. Three damn years after DOGE, a billion in SHIB, and hundreds of thousands of zeroed wallets later, a thought is slowly but steadily forming in Congress: 'What if all of this... isn't quite investments?' Welcome, Meme Act. Late, like an apology from an ex. Now they want to save us — from PEPE, BODEN, GIGA, and other financial caricatures. They say: it needs regulation. They say: risks. Thanks, of course, but where were you when grandmas were selling their cars for TRUMP?

And yes — the president isn't real. None of them. Neither meme nor real. But the coins on them are real, liquid, and absolutely ruthless. Regulate away, guys. We're still gonna take a couple more Xs here. Or a couple of shovels.