Let's talk about the noble tradition of expert Bitcoin predictions—where the crystal balls are foggy, the confidence is misplaced, and the takes are spicier than a Taco Bell special. Remember Professor Mark T. Williams? In 2013, he warned Bitcoin would crash to $10. Spoiler: it didn’t. It moonwalked past $300 and never looked back. And economist Kevin Dowd, who said Bitcoin would hit zero? Bold. Wrong. But bold!
These aren’t just bad predictions—they’re financial fan fiction. Every time Bitcoin sneezes, some Wall Street Cassandra crawls out to declare its funeral, forgetting that it’s already been declared dead more times than the McRib.
The truth? Bitcoin is volatile, weird, and often illogical—but so is the entire stock market if you squint. So next time an expert screams “bubble!”, remember: they might just be salty they didn’t buy in at $50 and are now stuck explaining ETFs to their dog.
