$BTC

They said, “Buy $BTC and you’ll be rich!” So I did.

Then it dropped 15% overnight, and I became spiritually rich instead.

Bitcoin is like that one friend—wild, unpredictable, disappears for weeks, and then shows up flexing a Lambo.

One minute you’re planning early retirement, the next you’re Googling “how to live off instant noodles.”

Still, we love the ride.

Because deep down, we all believe in the magical bounce-back.

It’s not just an investment—it’s a lifestyle.

A rollercoaster with memes, moon dreams, and a chance to say “I told you so” at family dinners.

So whether you’re a HODL warrior or a panic seller turned monk, remember:

In the world of crypto, sanity is optional—but diamond hands are forever.