#比特币预测 Brothers, at two o'clock tonight, the Federal Reserve meeting has three killer moves,

interest rates are definitely staying put, but the probability of a rate cut in June plummets from 68% to 31.8%.

Powell, that old fox, is 99% likely to be hawkish,

the remaining bit of probability is just to give the market a little anesthetic.

Finally, there’s the economic forecast report, which is crucial,

the unemployment rate and inflation data directly determine whether we feast or starve in the second half of the year!

Last night, the beautiful Senator wanted to push the 'MEME Act',

saying the president can't issue Dogecoin, haha, this is just jealousy over Trump making a fortune with his coins,

'MEME Act'? Hilarious!

Those old cronies on Capitol Hill are cutting their own grass until their hands are sore,

now