#MEMEAct The “MEME Act” Scandal: When Politics Meets Shitcoins

Ladies and gentlemen, we officially live in a timeline where U.S. senators are out here fighting meme coins. That’s right—Senator Chris Murphy just announced the MEME Act, which basically says, “No more politicians launching their own crypto projects”. And apparently, it’s all because Trump Coin allegedly pulled the biggest rug-pull in White House history.

Now, let’s be real: imagine Congress members mooning their own bags while giving financial advice on the Senate floor.

> “We need to regulate crypto… but first, let me tell you about my new project, Senate Inu.”

The Real Questions We Should Be Asking:

1. Are politicians mad because they didn’t get in early?

2. If meme coins are banned, does that make Dogecoin an illegal immigrant?

3. Will there be a government-funded crypto bailout when these coins inevitably dump?

The Market’s Reaction?

Crypto Twitter is laughing, memeing, and probably buying more Trump Coin just out of pure spite. Meanwhile, somewhere in a basement, a trader is yelling, “You can ban politicians, but you can’t ban the memes!”😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

If politicians launching meme coins is the biggest White House scandal… we’re doing better than we thought. But until then, I’ll be waiting for the Biden Bucks Token (BBT) presale.