$BTC 🚀 Crypto’s Not Sleeping — It’s Moonwalking! 🌕✨

What a wild week in the cryptosphere! From Bitcoin busting past $96K like it’s late for a halving party 🎉, to New Hampshire going full Satoshi and becoming the first U.S. state to launch a crypto reserve — the markets are buzzing. 🐝

📰 Meanwhile, back in the regulation jungle:

The GENIUS Act is sparking not-so-genius debates in Washington. 🤯

UK’s FCA is saying “No more crypto on credit!” 🚫💳

And Wall Street’s big dogs are back, pumping $2B+ into BTC ETFs. 🐂

Is this the institutional FOMO? Or the calm before a memecoin monsoon? 🌪️📈

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