The Federal Reserve is doing something tonight, can the MEME Act sanction the president?

Brothers, tonight at two o'clock, the Federal Reserve meeting has three killer moves,

interest rates are definitely not moving, but the probability of a rate cut in June plummeted from 68% to 31.8%.

Powell, that old fox, has a 99% chance of being hawkish,

the remaining probability is just to give the market a bit of anesthetic.

Finally, there is the economic forecast report, which is crucial,

the unemployment rate and inflation data will directly determine whether we eat meat or shit in the second half of the year!

Last night, that beautiful senator wanted to do something about the "MEME Act",

said the president cannot issue dog coins, haha, that's just envy of Trump making a fortune by issuing coins,

"MEME Act"? Hilarious!

Those old farts on Capitol Hill have been harvesting the leeks until their hands are soft,

now they are pretending to be white lotuses? When Trump issues a coin, it's "the biggest corruption in history",

why don’t you say you political hacks print money and flood the market more wildly than the project parties?

One day, if the king of sleep issues a "Dementia Coin", and Pelosi creates an "Insider Trading Coin",

shouldn't Congress be changed into a bn exchange?

Leeks, hurry up and bottom out, once the bill passes,

the politicians' dog coins will directly become limited edition NFTs,

certified by Congress, and rights protection will definitely collapse!