The Federal Reserve is doing something tonight with #比特币预测 . Can the meme bill sanction the president?

Brothers, at two o'clock tonight, the Federal Reserve meeting has three killer moves,

interest rates are definitely staying the same, but the probability of a rate cut in June plummeted from 68% to 31.8%.

Powell, that old fox, is ninety-nine percent likely to go hawkish,

the remaining probability is just to give the market a little anesthetic.

Finally, there's the economic forecast report, which is crucial,

the unemployment rate and inflation data will directly determine whether we feast or starve in the second half of the year!

Last night, the beautiful senator was trying to push some "MEME Act",

saying the president can't issue dogecoin, hehe, this is jealousy over Trump making a fortune with his coin,

"MEME Act"? Hilarious!

Those old schemers on Capitol Hill have been cutting their own grass until their hands are sore,

and now they're pretending to be innocent? When Trump issues a coin, it's "the biggest corruption in history",

why don't they say that you politicians print money and flood the market more wildly than the dirt dog project parties?

One day, King Sleep might issue an "Alzheimer's Coin", and Pelosi might create an "Insider Trading Coin",

wouldn't we need to turn Congress into a bn exchange?

Lettuce, hurry up and bottom out, once the bill passes,