The Federal Reserve is up to something tonight, can the meme bill sanction the president?

Brothers, tonight at two o'clock the Federal Reserve meeting has three killer moves,

interest rates are definitely staying put, but the probability of a rate cut in June plummeted from 68% to 31.8%.

Powell, that old fox, is 99% likely to take a hawkish stance,

the remaining bit of probability is just a sedative for the market.

Finally, there's the economic forecast report, which is powerful,

the unemployment rate and inflation data will directly determine whether we feast or starve in the second half of the year!

Last night, the beautiful senator wanted to introduce the "MEME Bill",

saying the president can't issue dogecoin, haha, this is just jealousy that Trump made a fortune by issuing coins,

"MEME Bill"? Hilarious!

Those old hypocrites on Capitol Hill have been cutting leeks to the point of exhaustion,

and now they pretend to be white lotuses? When Trump issues a coin it's "the biggest corruption in history",

why don't they say that you politicians print money and flood the market more wildly than the local dog project parties?

One day, if the sleeping king issues a "dementia coin", and Pelosi creates an "insider trading coin",

shouldn't we turn Congress into a bn exchange?