#MEMEAct

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#MEMEAct Submission

Trader: 989095511

Case: “I thought I was him.”

Charges:

• Entered trades with vibes only

• 18.35% win rate but still believed

• Liquidated like it’s 1929

• Strategy: Buy high, sell low, repeat

Sentence:

• Re-education in risk management

• 100 hours demo trading

• Therapy with RSI and MACD

Appeal Status: Pending “next pump”