#FOMCMeeting Wall Street traders: “They didn’t cut? To the moon, baby!”
Powell, unbothered: “Did I stutter?”
Millennial homeowners: “Sooo... is now a good time to refinance?”
The Fed: “Yeah, hard no.”
Current market mood:
Stocks: Feeling themselves, strutting like they own the place
Bonds: Midlife crisis mode
Crypto: Throwing a 2021-style party
Gold: Zen and unbothered