#FOMCMeeting

Recession: Still in the lobby flipping through old Newsweeks ....

Powell’s whole press conference summed up: “We’re doing what needs to be done.” ....

Translation: “We’re basically just winging it with Excel charts.” .....

Let’s be honest—FOMC meetings now feel like a mashup of Wall Street panic, Fed-speak bingo, and Gen Z figuring out that “hawkish” isn’t a new skincare trend. ....!